Capt Bella
@acajunbella active 7 months, 3 weeks ago-
Capt Bella posted a new activity comment: 8 months, 3 weeks ago
Is the party still going on…missed you guys …i was hung up and left for dead but as a pirates life goes i escaped in the nick of time…
In reply to - Captwaypoint aka Capt Jolly inside the “PIRATE” Groups posted an update in the group P1. Your Pirates’ Name: Open a bottle of rum and get the squeeze box, its time for a party! Capt Jolly · View -
Capt Bella posted on the forum topic Glory’s Main Storyline in the group P4. The Admirals ship ”GLORY”: 1 year ago
Bella liked foreplay as much as the next person but was tired of the men flexing their brain knowledge and strategy for days….she wished they would get on with the battle so she could release her own energy and put an end to all of the crazy thought that anyone could beat the new Americas [...]
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Capt Bella posted a new activity comment: 1 year ago
Thank you very much…i had a tropical blizzard from Dairy Queen to finish out the day….
In reply to - Allen Pullman posted an update in the group P2. Walk the Plank Inn ™ of the Pirates’ Cove: Hoisting Old Glory for all the sailing mothers. · View -
Capt Bella posted a new activity comment: 1 year ago
thank you much…this mom is pretty proud…son graduates in may…leaves for the marines in aug….God keep him safe…
In reply to - Donald Griffin aka Admiral Starz of The Pirates’ Cove’s 1st Fleet posted an update in the group P2. Walk the Plank Inn ™ of the Pirates’ Cove: Once more to the breach we salute all Mother’s on this day of days. […] · View -
Capt Bella posted an update: 1 year ago
i live life sailing in this body of water we call earth…just the wet parts…
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Wisdom is a great thing. Keeps getting better with our age. I so old know that I can carry all of my wisdom! I have a wisdom server via my smartphone that carries most of it! LOL
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Capt Bella posted an update: 1 year ago
i live life sailing in this body of water we call earth…just the wet parts…
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Capt Bella posted an update in the group P2 Walk the Plank Inn ™ of the Pirates’ Cove: 1 year ago
Yes I know the true meaning of Easter as every sailor does….so just laugh out loud and enjoy the joke….
If you think life is bad how would you like to be an egg right now….
You only get laid once, you only get eaten once, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard…You share the box with 11 guys,…but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your…[Read more]
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Starz Standard issue chicken jokes.
Q. What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road, Rolls In The Dirt, Crosses The Road, And Again Rolls In The Dirt?
A. A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken!Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea.Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Guitar?
A. A Chicken That Makes…[Read more]-
What do you get when you cross two Italians?
MURDERED!-
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.Q: What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny and other people don’t think they’re jokes.Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Senator.Q:…[Read more]
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Have you ever seen an Italian nativity scene?
It has Jesus, Mary, and three wise guys.What do you call a pimple on an Italian?
A grease fitting.Why don’t Italians have freckles?
They all slide off.How do you brainwash an Italian?
Give him an enema.What language do the Vatican Police speak?
Pig Latin!What do you call an…[Read more]
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What do you get when your cross a Polack and a Jew?
A janitor, but he owns the building.
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Capt Bella posted an update in the group P1. Your Pirates’ Name: 1 year ago
i am all for having the sweet kind docile pirate dog…wait a minute….did i just create an oxy moron saying….yea with my vote….
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No, I think it was a couple of docks!
CJ
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Capt Bella posted an update in the group Walk the Plank Inn ™ of the Pirates’ Cove: 1 year, 1 month ago
Arg…. Mates, there are few times you will see Capt Bella with a soft heart…this is one of them….i’ve been sitting here watching for the last few days the absence of Capt Starz…he is from North Carolina and just put the bad weather they are experiencing with him not writing….has anyone heard from him….pray he and family are safe and…[Read more]
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Aye, he is on an assignment and is undercover. You will be hearin from him soon.
Capt Jolly
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Capt Bella and Dannie Hill are now friends 1 year, 1 month ago
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Capt Bella posted an update in the group Walk the Plank Inn ™ of the Pirates’ Cove: 1 year, 1 month ago
A fair round of spirits for everyone please…i just beat the convoluted at convoluting….the i.r.s. stated i (sweet bella) owed them 9000.00 for not reporting 60000.00 of my income in 09’….thank the high stars i had h&r block do it with the extra insurance thrown in…after serving them my mint juleps and acting like a southern lady…i…[Read more]
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Capt Bella posted a new activity comment: 1 year, 1 month ago
i would have fixed it if i could have…read the reply comment below, i apologized when i realized it was you….
In reply to - Allen Pullman posted an update in the group X-US Coast Gurad Sailors: And I thought you had me back, Capt’n Bella! · View -
Capt Bella posted a new activity comment: 1 year, 1 month ago
AARRGG…appreciate the wish of luck but if you are any amount of a good capt you know it takes skill and out thinking to keep your ship yours and stay alive….maybe that is why i wake up so much with my head throbbing…thinking too much…i thought it was the rum…welcome aboard…bella
In reply to - Bert Winkler posted an update in the group Walk the Plank Inn ™ of the Pirates’ Cove: Aka… Capt. Curly blue drinks brown liquor, prefers Wild Turkey, ice & ginger ale. Nothing fancy but gets it done! Good luck […] · View -
Capt Bella posted an update in the group Walk the Plank Inn ™ of the Pirates’ Cove: 1 year, 1 month ago
more rum,….i am fixing to go off and fight in a battle of a lifetime and i needs me bones loose……
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Capt Bella posted a new activity comment: 1 year, 1 month ago
sorry overboard al, just realized that be you to correct this….enjoy cozumel and fix it when you get back…..AARRGG…
In reply to - Capt Bella posted an update in the group X-US Coast Gurad Sailors: Gentlemen and ladies….i am not an x-us coast guard….i am the Pirate Captain Bella stopping in momentarily to bring attention to the horrible […] · View -
Capt Bella posted an update in the group X-US Coast Gurad Sailors: 1 year, 1 month ago
Gentlemen and ladies….i am not an x-us coast guard….i am the Pirate Captain Bella stopping in momentarily to bring attention to the horrible spelling on your group site….could an administrator please get their hands out of their *** and put them on a computer and correct the spelling of GUARD…..thank you…now i will sail off and leave you…[Read more]
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sorry overboard al, just realized that be you to correct this….enjoy cozumel and fix it when you get back…..AARRGG…
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You go girl… Be bold, be strong & paddle on!
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Capt Bella joined the group X-US Coast Gurad Sailors 1 year, 1 month ago
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Capt Bella posted an update in the group Your Pirates’ Name: 1 year, 1 month ago
there is some whining going on in the story being told in ”Glory”…check out some fun reading…
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Whining with Pirate Juice. LOL
Capt Jolly
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Capt Bella posted an update in the group Your Pirates’ Name: 1 year, 1 month ago
as i was off sailing the blue seas i see a few new pirates have joined us…i bend my hat to each one of you and ask you to join me in a drink or two,or three,or four,,,,ah who am i kidding…drink up til its gone….welcome …
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Capt Bella and Tim Knecht are now friends 1 year, 1 month ago
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